ugh. Feeling like a general sap today after flipping through several chick flicks that were on TNT, mainly She's All That and The Bachelor. Movies like that I'd like to refer to as meta-sap... because while watching them you are infected by their sappiness and then because you are watching them you prove that you are at one more level of sappiness. Or something. I'm a twenty year old single female and it's the summer, shouldn't I be out partying and being receptive to the interested twenty-something males around me instead of squirming in front of a tv screen with two other girls, fudgesicles, and a bottle of Zima that's filled with Crystal Light? Yes. Yet, there I am talking back at Renee Zelwegger until midnight.

today's fortune: "Embrace change; don't battle it."